Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there’s no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

I think it’s a nice tape.

PawnStars: “Best I can do is AIfic”

Postulation: Mother Nature doesn’t want Trump to be the president of the United States, and is getting an earlier start this time around.

Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?

https://youtu.be/NcxvQI88JRY?si=ckctjHeoEpMILBJ5 your welcome.

The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

FACT!

Drop names immediately please.

Ya, but it’s REALLY important to that person that YOU know that they are morally superior to you.

What kind of art do you do?

I was slightly intoxicated for large parts of the evening, but the one that jumps to mind is I was going to say I was the founder/CEO of a startup specializing in dog euthanasia to help reduce labor costs at kill shelters. We’re in talk to be bought out by Google right now.

The funny thing, is that my wife had just been laid off from the company she worked for that paid for this, but the tickets and travel were already paid for, so we just went anyway. It was beautiful, because there would have been zero ramifications for pissing off the entire room full of suits.

Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

They’re still looking into it. There is currently some debate about some ‘hanging Cheetos’ and they’re going to ask Mom and Dad to clarify some wording.

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That seems logical and stuff.

Sounds like everyone I know at work.

Recreational sex is the least pragmatic thing in the world. Don’t judge yourself. Why do you think gay guys invited ‘Docking’?

Just the idea of sexualizing nonsexual things for no reason and/or it’s funny.