Gonna post my fucking furry yiff porn on LinkedIn

Hm. Needs to be unrolled into early returns and have some unit tests strapped tight around it

The Big Chonker

Fucking better be

Layer 0

Wednesday, Wednestime

“Vague answers about weekend plans”

I’m having a lesbian three-way this weekend boss HBU

Mainly a marketing campaign by the dairy lobby

You are supposed to have two redundant ones. Hooked up to every service. One leaves the house with you, the other stays in a safe, and you rotate them periodically

and nobody is gonna fucking do that lol

Mine are USB-A and USB-C so no two computers can use both. One of them randomly quit working (something in the OS dropped support for it maybe?) but then I think started working again?

At an old job I had a lot of control over my own infra and I used my HSM to log in to my forge. I haven’t used it daily in years now.

If by “passkey” they mean an HSM I’m okay with it

I’d still rather have TOTP as my 2nd factor so I don’t have to plug shit in

Just drop it after season one I’d say

Yo what’s up

our national flag has been taken by the far right

This is the only place in the world where the national flag is a hate symbol.

Aren’t you forgetting someone? 🦅🇺🇸 🍔

yeah that’s the sad truth. I was watching a video yesterday about like “All creators should be on YouTube” because Instagram, Twitter, etc., will open your Patreon link logged-out in a WebView…

I’m the only one watching videos on a desktop I guess

Oh my god buy a Prius

This problem was solved handily by hybrids before most porn stars were even born

Well yeah rich people don’t have to settle for sitting around the house all day. They have boats and racecars and planes to play with

The lead dev for Curl gets a lot of those over-hyped bug reports https://mastodon.social/@bagder

A land value tax would fix this

give 'em to me, mine are too little

The best boobs are free. The second-best boobs are cold. Wait, is that beer?

I mean I would still try sleeping with someone with problematically huge breasts, just out of curiosity