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xkbx@startrek.websiteto
simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•That talk show was two weeks from retirementEnglish
2·6 days agoWould you like to rent a season of the show?
You’re laughing? This is the largest automobile he could afford, and you’re laughing?
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

xkbx@startrek.websiteto
Star Trek Social Club@startrek.website•Hundreds Of ‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Props And Costumes Go Up For Auction; Bidding Open NowEnglish
8·13 days agoStar Trek 17: The Search For More Money
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
Steam Hardware@sopuli.xyz•Steam is adding support to show estimated FPS for your hardware before buying a game
2·24 days agoshit, was that me? that sounds like me. cyberpunk runs pretty bad on the deck, bg3 is pretty choppy… but older games like DS1 and DS2 seem to run pretty smooth for me, but I’ve always been bad at noticing quality.
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
Greentext@sh.itjust.works•not the ichor of long forgotten gods I promise
16·24 days agolike whale cum
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
Greentext@sh.itjust.works•They have had worse things in thier mouth
12·1 month agoBoth arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•He's like some sort of not...stopping...detective... ...guy.English
8·2 months agoFlawless shitpost. We would’ve also accepted “You’re out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I’ll find you.” - “No, you won’t”
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
Québec@lemmy.ca•Panneaux "E" au Mexique: panneaux "S" au Québec?
7·2 months agonon le P c’est pour Pas de parking
ignore him, he hates Jebrews
Hop in the Spruce Moose, Smithers
J’pense pas la compréhension écrite soit l’un de ses points fort
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•It is simply the duty of the elite to protect the ignorant masses.English
7·4 months agoI never noticed the similarities between the shows before
Father works for a powerful corporation / entity
Iconic strangulation
Prominently features a boy who wears blue, a girl who wears red and is too smart for her own good, and a quiet girl that hangs on to a keepsake
It’s the ultimate lifeform
he Balks at the idea
Edna… Big Brother Ed…



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