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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Thanks, Amy.

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Thanks, Amy.

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Take another rip while throwing up the horns, establish dominance

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      “Its one of those days Amy, I don’t care”

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    CNN guy jerked off on camera on Teevee…

    And kept his job haha

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      “Nice dick, bro”

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      I think it was in a work group zoom meeting, not actually on the air.

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        they just showed it after on teevee, apologies… you are prolly right lol

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        Researcher dude at my uni was grading thesis defenses during the pandemic Donald Duck style on Zoom, forgot the camera, stood up and flipped a dick into someone’s life defining stressful moment.

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      Jeffrey Toobin

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    It’s a tobacco pipe!

    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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      Tobacco water pipe!

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        My shisha broke guys

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    Man fuck video chat

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    The best thing to use is “Magic Tape” to cover your camera. It adds a frosted window effect while not disturbing your screen’s brightness adjustment feature.

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      If your computer uses the camera for ambient light sensing instead of a separate sensor, they definitely fucked up building it.

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        The sensors are usually pretty close to the camera, so the chances of taping over it are relatively high.

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          tape over it and set your brightness by hand.

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            Brightness has another option other than maximum? Contrast and black point my lads.

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              Unfortunately doesn’t work on LCDs, your black point also goes up

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          Wait is that what those little holes do???

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            There’s usually 3 or 4 holes.

            Camera lens, light sensor and microphone.

            I did helpdesk during the pandemic and the number of tickets for “poor microphone quality” was insane. Most people used tape or bandaids to cover the camera… And microphone

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            Yes. Usually you have a brightness and sometimes also a proximity sensor. Proximity is usually used for phones so they can deactivate the screen if you hold the phone like an actual phone against your ear.

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        I have not had one like that in a while but some cheap models did. Looking at you Toshiba Satellite.

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        Several smartphones do this too.

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    Roses are red

    Your camera is on

    And everyone saw you

    Hit a bong

    🫰 🫰 🫰 🫰 🫰

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    “Is my nebulizer”

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      That’s a pretty good recovery, worth a try when you’re ‘on the ropes’

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    Has a moment like this a few months back. But I don’t smoke weed and everyone just got to watch me eat granola.

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    Bonus points if it’s about 3 feet long like the one the stoner in Cabin in the Woods has.

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      Back in the day one of my friends had just the most gigantic glass bong I’ve ever seen. It was too long to smoke and reach the bowl to light by yourself at the same time. Typical use was one person lit, the other person draws, no smoke had reached them yet so the lighter stops, smoker had to empty their lungs then try to clear the whole thing in one go. If there were enough people you could get the bowl going and pass it around the circle fast enough to keep it lit

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      I’ve been on the lookout for a convertible travel mug/telescoping bong ever since that movie came out.

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        I think such a thing is like a lightsaber. Building your own is a rite of passage.

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    During the beginning of COVID, I was on a group zoom interview, and saw someone hit a bong. I believe the hiring manager didn’t see it, and they got hired.

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      Way before COVID I got hired at a bank the same time as another dude who was “off” about one week in we both show up except he was high as a fucking kite. He got escorted out then and there.

      Like wtf my dude you’re here to do a job show some respect!

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      Hiring manager low-key looking for the hookup

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    If you seek Amy, I think I’d like that.

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