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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    Hyperthread the CEOs for maximum throughput

    • IHawkMike@lemmy.world
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      They got rid of hyperthreading in Gen 15.

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        We can discuss that option after we have minimum 8 P-CEOs and 10 E-CEOs

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        The SPECTRE of multithreading is known to cause Intel to MELTDOWN. Not for ME, that’s for sure.

        At least somebody else was RYZEN to the challenge.

        Sorry I’ll go now.

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      Na, just say your going to have two CEO’s to work twice as fast but really just give one CEO Twice as much work.

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    Does such a bad job yet I’m sure leaves with a golden parachute worth more than I’ll make in my lifetime.

  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Nah, it’ll stop at four for a confusingly long amount of time after AMD hits about 8 to 16 co-CEOs

  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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    Ah, gimme more’s law.

  • penquin@lemm.ee
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    Dude made $175 millions a year some point. He’ll be just fine.

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    How this company could fumble their lead is truly impressive

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    Literally an office episode. Satire is reality

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    Reminds me of that South Park bit about XBox, when Gates shows up to Retire a noncompetitive CEO.

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    Two CEOs have been installed to solve some pipeline contention issues.

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    Trump will need to up those subsidies

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    I guess they’re just following the logic of the DOGE.

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