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These are amazing however, whatever you do, DO NOT put the mint one near your genitals. Speaking from experience.
The mint one is nothing. They once made a XXX Black Mint version. Thought my junk had turned into a glacier lol
Ha ha ha
what…
In essence: spicy chilly penis.
No do! That’s absolutely one of the most invigorating and thrilling little pleasures a man can have in a morning. What you absolutely do not do under any circumstances is have a shower wank with it, that way lies tears…
(Have I lowered the tone of the conversation again, I’ll show myself out)
Now that’s a real Danger Wank.
Maybe I’ve been desensitised to it but it hasn’t had any effect on me for years now. I miss the tingle.
Slather your junk in Deep Heat, darling.
