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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

Excel logic

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前
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    January second for the Yanks.

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      What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??

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        You’re assuming that I’m not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!

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          I usually do mine solitarily.

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            Usually.

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            Sounds like you’re walking a metaphorical minefield

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              Occasionally, he does mine with others.

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        Look bud, you can’t call it “February second” in conversation, write it down as “Second February” in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.

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          No, you misunderstand. I’m in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life!

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        12/31/9999

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        deleted by creator

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      Oh, so THAT’S why they brought Excel into this! I didn’t make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date.

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        A human artist might have said “1/2 full” instead of “half full” but LLMs don’t understand jokes so there’s no hope they’ll be able to make the joke easier

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          Oh my god.

          Jesus christ.

          I was thinking, “nah, that seems nitpicky, I’m sure a real person could write either.” But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I’m gonna rip my hair out.

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