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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

#p*rnsober

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • psychOdelic she/her@discuss.tchncs.de
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    THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD

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      Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We’re on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?

      That’s ass. The picture itself doesn’t even censor the word.

      • lost@lemmy.wtf
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        That’s ass.

        That’s arse, surely.

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          Don’t call me, Surely!!

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        is the # itself a censored tag?

        • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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          Do you see a hashtag in the post as a social tag? original OP (on LinkedIn) did not include any. Just the image of a hashtag, and that’s uncensored.

          • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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            so censoring excludes this post from the tag chain too 🤷

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      THANK G!D YOU G*T THE J+KE IN A MEME C$MMUNITY!!!

      • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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        what’s funny about self-censoring?

        • [deleted]@lemmy.world
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          Ask The Count

          • optional@sh.itjust.works
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            I think you ment “The c*nt”

            • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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              I think you meant “meant”.

              • optional@sh.itjust.works
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                No, I meant m*t.

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          • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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            It’s considered stupid because it’s catering to big Capitalism and their platforms like TikTok that mess with your views because you are using controversial words.

            So it’s expected to meet some resistance when you’re on Lemmy.

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                Nobody will care if you self-censor in a reasonable way, like simply not saying the word, or using euphemisms like goshdarn.

                But writing f*ck is ridiculous

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          • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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            This is like those people who argue that it’s really punk to be conservative, because “woke” is mainstream or something.

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      Has to be a rage bait, there is no other way.

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    They’ve gentrified r/nofap

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      Always has been. It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture, very reminiscent of church run queer aa groups, but like, the kind where they wind up trying to get you to join because you enjoy socializing at gay bars.

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        It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture

        That is because it was. So much internet bro culture is deeply rooted in US religious nuttery.

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      Holy shit they did lol

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    Complicated way of saying:

    “since I don’t masterbate as much I want to fuck her more.”

    That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

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      That makes me feel bad for both of them lol

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      Right? I have to listen because I’m trying to get laid.

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    Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that’s the only place my wife can’t catch me.

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      I legit feel bad for people who can’t enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

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        Idk man, my SO needs porn to have a plot to enjoy it and I’m just not prepared to consider the motivation of the actors and actresses on the screen and get lost in the story. That doesn’t mean we don’t still know how to enter each other’s cheat codes, we don’t need visual aids for that.

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    Reminder, that porn addiction was made up by evangelists to push the narrative, that porn is always bad and must be banned.

    This narrative, alongside with the rampant sexism and transphobia, caused a tremendous harm to my psyche, a lot more than what porn actually caused to me in my whole life (sore frenulum, and maybe that time could have been “spent better”). Humans are naturally hard wired to need it, unless they’re aces, and similarly to those who are not as much into it, there are those who need sexual things much more.

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    Oh he’s selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it’s on LinkedIn. Still weird af though

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      Curious, given how many jerk-offs use LinkedIn.

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    Or just don’t feel shame about it

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Why are people posting this shit on LinkedIn? That place was such a good idea for business contacts and networking, when did it turn into Facebook?

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      When Microsoft bought it.

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        When business majors found it

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    Did his wife make him post this?

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    People can get addicted to anything. People literally get addicted to water and drink so much it dilutes the sodium in their body.
    If you are going to ban porn because one freak spanks his monkey nonstop then you need to ban water as well because people can actually die from those reduced sodium levels … but won’t die from a monkey spanking porn marathon.

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      I hear oxygen is toxic and dissolves you from the insides. We should ban that too.

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        All of the people that breathe oxygen have died or will die … thus oxygen breathing is 100% fatal as well as addictive … BAN NOW!

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    Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.

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    Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.

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      For every porn you don’t watch, I’ll watch twice as much.

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    #p*rnsober

    FediverseLunatics

  • Drew@sopuli.xyzM
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    Finally we have reached the reddit reposting stage of Lemmy

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      Which means soon we will have “Newsweek Writes a Headline Article Based on a Random Fucking Drama Post” stage and we can all monetize and walk away.

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      this isn’t reddit? where am i

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    Guy does not look happy.

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      Those dead eyes say it all

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