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Lena@gregtech.eu to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 28 days ago

OnLy tWo eLemEnTs

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Lena@gregtech.eu to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 28 days ago
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    and stars are enacting the trans agenda to turn Hydrogen into Helium

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      Everytime I wake up in the morning, it’s because the light of a star has made me woke. Coincidences? I THINK NOT!

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        That shit is going to blow up in all of our faces before it’s all said and done, you mark my words.

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          It’s gonna blow out like my pants after gas station sushi

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        I’m shooting at the stars rn to defend you from woke!!!

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      Hollywood celebrities pushing the woke mind virus.

    • anugeshtu@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, shining and flaring like the beautiful little stars they are supposed to be!

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    We also know elements can’t change to a different element through any kind of reaction or anything that would be absurd. I’m tired of these woke scientists.

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      Have you tried alchemy?

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        Alchemy started as a hastily invented way to disguise a piss-drinking fetish that got way way out of hand.

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        • Final Remix@lemmy.world
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          Like the anti-doping agency.

          • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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            Incredible, thank you for that!

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    The people that need to understand this, will not understand this.

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      They won’t even notice the “others” part because they refuse to wear their glasses

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        Perhaps if we started using SVG or PNG instead of compressed JPG for graphs, it would have helped a bit.

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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          Oh, you still think they know how to read graphs?

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          I come for the memes but stay for the pedanticness

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    I’m just a Helium atom living in a Hydrogen atoms universe.

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      Wow, way to be another Atomist propagating more Hydrogenism lies!

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        Down with the hydriaechy!

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    Pure H, He ash, and filthy metals.

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      Helium came first!

      https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-first-molecule-in-the-universe/

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        whats michael jackson's favorite gas

        hee helium

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    It is UNUSUAL for an element to not be either hydrogen or helium. There is nothing wrong with it. It is simultaneously totally OK, an ABSOLUTE MINORITY position, and notably UNUSUAL considering statistical evaluation.

    You can ascribe whatever meaning to that you want, but it is not a statistically typical position to be an element that is not hydrogen, not helium, and… Well… It’s also pretty unusual to have extra neutrons or something and be BETWEEN hydrogen and helium.

    Again, this is TOTALLY FINE. And it is accurate in other hypothetical contexts which are in no way being referenced here. These group sizes are still, of course, in no way the same.

    It’s not super uncommon to change from hydrogen to helium, but in other contexts… Yes it is. Still totally fine.

    Everybody is just getting along the best he/she/they can, but PEOPLE have rights, we don’t need to argue for rights by common-washing. It ain’t common.

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    Oh yes, the statistical mindset. Similarly, one could argue that for large integers, statistically there is no prime numbers.

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      Statistically, there are no small integers.

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        Depends on the definition of small

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          Depends on the definition of numbers

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    Astronomers: correct

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      hydrogen, helium, metal

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    I have it on good authority there is a 5th element. I saw it in a documentary. It’s … perfect.

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      Remembered this film this morning while listening to Tricky, and weird it is that Tricky is in it (and Lee Evans!). It’s like Eurotrash: The Movie with Bruno The Singing Bartender there as a thin veneer of Hollywood respectability.

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    Science is for the birds

    And birds aren’t real

    Since birds aren’t real they are government spying devices

    Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us

    Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs

    Some trans people are also voyeurs

    Voyeurism is diagnosed using science

    Therefore trans people are birds

    Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out

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      I couldn’t really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you’re final point… which I think is,

      Public transit is faster than birds.

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        A well reasoned and thoroughly salient, and logical, addition to my argument.

        This person logics.

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      trans people are birds

      birds aren’t real

      Trans people aren’t real. Checkmate liberals. /s

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        If you follow the very perfect logic even further you’ll realize that trans people are actually government spying devices. Top and bottom surgery is actually just to replace things with cameras.

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          Can confirm, I got to choose a camera model at my dickectomy.

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            See!? Witness the surveillance inherent in the system! Help! I’m being surveilled I’m being surveilled!

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      and monitor lizards

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    i love breathing “other”!!!

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      Mmm, nitrogen, my love. *passes out*

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        shoulda gone with the nitrous oxide… still passes out

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    I prefer Hydrogen. While I am not Hydrogen, I say everything else must be.

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    I keep reading about how they don’t have enough helium supply. Is everything fake news?

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    This pie chart is also a the clock

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      Lol

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    The universe has low metallicity.

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